A proud firestarter.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:16:06 -0500

my friend: i met a guy

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:15:50 -0500

my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show

littlecolleenthings: when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:55:20 -0500

when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.

Omegle chat log

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:34:49 -0500

Omegle chat log:

IF THIS WAS YOU, PLEASE LET ME KNOW

i am dying here

accidentallyincurlz: sweatinginthewinter: puccapuccanoodles: I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:14:15 -0500

accidentallyincurlz:

sweatinginthewinter:

puccapuccanoodles:

I’M DYING hELP

“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj

I PREFER NEOPETS

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:18:49 -0500

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:14:36 -0500

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

Today at work...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:14:29 -0500

Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

2treehill: lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:05:35 -0500

2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

soblakey: I CAN´T.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:39:40 -0500

soblakey:

I CAN´T.

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:36:32 -0500

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

dreamwithsilverlining: Okay Les Mis fandom Yahoo just bought tumblr and now that you’ve finally...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:34:50 -0500

dreamwithsilverlining:

Okay Les Mis fandom Yahoo just bought tumblr and now that you’ve finally been given your chance to start an actual revolution I swear to god you better not let us down.

phandomtherapy: danosaurfeels: bondoge: askdepressedderpy: as...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:34:34 -0500

phandomtherapy:

danosaurfeels:

bondoge:

askdepressedderpy:

askpsychoscoots:

WAIT THEY BOUGHT IT???

NOOOO!!! D’:

i swear if they shut down tumblr i’ll die!

WHY WOULD A COMPANY PAY 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH FOR A WEBSITE TO SHUT IT DOWN I S2G SOME OF U HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING CEMENT BRICK

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN THERAPY

guys they haven’t done anything yet.. but when they do we’ll be ready..

She said she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said "drink up." She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said "My name is: Alone".

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:07:17 -0500

fluffito:

omgwoah:

favorite ever

this made my day c:

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Sun, 19 May 2013 14:04:27 -0500

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:45:09 -0500

Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:41:39 -0500

spoken-not-written:

sixhundrethfloor:

themasterslover:

ladyroscoe:

the-rise-of-misha:

We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr

*Whistles for hellhounds*

*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*

*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:15:10 -0500

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

jakiiiro: Photographs taken inside musical instruments making...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:06:24 -0500

jakiiiro:

Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

mierswa kluska.

follesegaskarth: turtle-perry1: fuckfuentes: tony-the-turtle: tony-the-turtle: SOMEONE IS...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:44:37 -0500

follesegaskarth:

turtle-perry1:

fuckfuentes:

tony-the-turtle:

tony-the-turtle:

SOMEONE IS BLASTING MEXICAN MUSIC OUTSIDE AND IM ABOUT TO BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSE BC IM WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND I MUST NOT BE DISTURBED

nOW THEY’RE PLAYING FUKCING DEATHCORE OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK

are you neighbors with pierce the veil

Probably.

LOLOLOL I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD MAKE THE PTV COMMENT :)